Can this be true?

I would certainly have thought that some misogynistic arse of a sportswriter would have coined the nickname "Amelie Machismo" before now, but according to Google, not so. Will I be able to claim royalties? I promise to donate them to some sort of charity aimed at stamping out people like me.

Update: what a shame, as well, that Justine Henin-Hardenne never got divorced and then remarried Tim Henman. I would have loved to have heard the commentators trying to get their tongues round "Henin-Hardenne-Henman" under pressure.

Update Update: Would anyone like to hear about my really spiffy pricing model for valuing the "high water mark" fee structure for a hedge fund?