Not in my fucking shed you don't, young man

Apparently Yvonne Ridley, the RESPECT candidate for people who think that Gorgeous George is a little bit too considered in his opinions and not friendly enough to the nutterist wing of Islam, has been telling Muslims in Forest Gate to "not co-operate with the police". Gosh how irresponsible.

I wouldn't worry though. My experience of Muslims is that in general, they have their heads screwed on, and they have a realistic view of teenage chemistry experiments. Even if I was quite a fundie myself, I think that if the kids next door started fucking about with dangerous chemicals in the flat above my favourite cafe, I would turn them in simply on health and safety grounds. I have no reason to doubt that the Muzzies of Forest Gate are any less rational.