Friday, October 22, 2010

You had me at "live in fear"

Via Yglesias, some yank journo writes, in respect of some other yank journo who is apparently being tin-tacked for saying something stupid on telly:

The question here is whether we want to create an atmosphere where commentators need to live in fear that even contemporaneous comments will be scrutinized by the strictest standards of tolerance, and a one-strike-and-you’re-out policy is generally applied toward their employment.

Do we want to live in a world in which television commentators have to think carefully about every single thing they say? Well, that's probably unrealistically utopian and I suspect I would settle for "think a bit, once in a while, about the stream of stuff that's coming out of their mouths". But let's aim for the stars here shall we? My central concept is that perhaps if they were constantly scared of termination by the PC police, they might get into the habit of scrutinisng their every utterance for signs of ideological deviation, and while they were scrutinising, they might once in a while realise that the thing they were going to say was illogical, unpleasant or simply boring. I think we should give it a try, it's not as if it could make the general standard of televised political commentary any worse, could it?

Alex suggested this as a joke for a system for assessing American teachers, but I think it might actually work for pundits - let's just capriciously sack 10% of them, more or less at random every year and see if anyone phones in to say that they miss them.




Addendum: Normally I am not a fan of calling for other people, generically or individually, to lose their jobs - these are after all human beings we are talking about, and even where their politics are repulsive, they often have families and children who can be considered blameless. (I've occasionally remonstrated with Brad DeLong on this score, because I do think it's really quite unattractive to constantly make jokes about the at-will employment of other people while benefiting from tenure yourself).

But in the case of professional TV pundits I'm going to make an exception, because after all, it's not as if they adopt the live-and-let-live philosophy with respect to bloggers, is it? As it happens I don't live with my parents and I do have a wife and a reasonably normal family and social life. But even if these things weren't true, I'd still be a person and deserve a little bit better than the kind of patronising crap handed out by the Andrew Marrs of this world. So game on - if he's going to call me an angry ugly virgin, then I think I am morally in the clear pointing out that he's a great big waste of licence-payers' money and about a thousandth of a per cent as much of a useful or insightful commentator as he thinks he is.

12 comments:

  1. You're actually surprisingly angry about Andrew Marr/Neil (really, can you describe the difference without using a search engine?), aren't you? Hey, we're bloggers - we don't have to care what he thinks any more.

    Of course, the last word on howling for sackings is that Paul Staines does it all the time (this is an excellent reason to not comment on his feculent blog).

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  2. I think I just hate him - for some reason whenever I wake up at the weekend, his fucking awful Radio 4 show is on. He really is a puddle-deep Melvin Bragg wannabe, thinking he's the intellectual giant of British journalism. Actually scratch that - he's not even a Melvin Bragg wannabe. He thinks he's the poor man's Melvin Bragg, but he's actually the poor man's Libby Purves.

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  3. i dreamed of breaking my lurker status with something clever but actually Your comments on Marr et al have reminded me how tedious I've found 'around the world in 100 objects' . I'm not sure why , its about the stuff I find interesting but somehow a minute or two in I start looking at the wall and thinking of better things to do.
    Is it the opening music ?

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  4. Consider yourself lucky. Start the Week is twice as good as anything on NPR and 100x better than Juan Williams. That reminds me, NPR's once-popular "Talk of the Nation" never recovered from Williams's reign. That guy has been a disaster from the start.

    Who knows, maybe once the Con/LibDems sell the BBC to Murdoch you'll get to enjoy bad media as much as Americans do.

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  5. I invented the slightly OTT Andrew Marr hatred and I think you are stepping on my turf.

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  6. Better Andrew Marr than Justin Webb.

    NPR. Yeah. Why?

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  7. How about if 10% of columnists were shot every year? Or clubbed like seals? Randomly select 10% and cull them. Or they could be hunted like foxes. Really the possibilities are endless, and within 20 years half the country would be convinced it was just one of our great nation's traditions.

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  8. The fact that some people get to show up on TV and voice their opinions day after day, year after year is inherently undemocratic. We should just have rotation among all members of the public, each getting to be pundit for a day.

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  9. Is it the opening music ?

    There's something very wrong about it, isn't there?

    If you look at the holders of the BBC Political Editor spot, Marr holds a great deal of responsibility for cementing "self-important prick" as a job requirement. (Robin Oakley had his part, too, though not to the same extent.) I can't help thinking that having easy access to American news networks and network news, with their puffed-up anchors, gave British TV journos a very bad example to follow.

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  10. Do we want to live in a world in which television commentators have to think carefully about every single thing they say?

    God, I wish I lived in that world...

    RE Alex comment, interesting stuff about "value added" measures of teaching performance...

    http://www.dailyhowler.com/dh090710.shtml#INSTRUCTION
    http://www.dailyhowler.com/dh121508.shtml

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  11. One post, an addendum and ten comments in and no-one has mentioned Nick 'worse-than-nothing' Robinson. I'll assume this is deliberate, and move on.

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  12. I agree Matthew was in the vanguard here, but I have drunk his Kool-Aid and am completely signed up to Marr-abuse. As Michael Eisner said of Jeffrey Katzenberg (according to "Disneywar"), "I think I hate the little bastard".

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